Snappy comebacks

[kilted in seattle]

You do realize that had you not added that last line you would've been bested by a seven year old, happens to me all the time.

She's a pretty smart kid, but there was no way I was going to let her win.

[Joel]

Sporrans aren't just for cigarettes... I mean Good kilties don't ask .

Sporrans aren't just for cigarettes? I never knew...

Anyways...

When asked what I wear under the kilt...
I like to say: "Flowers. And they're still April fresh."

[Dalmore]

Good one Joel!

[Kilted in Maine]

I was thinking getting some business card stock and writing various replies. I could keep a stack in my sporran and just hand them a random card in response.

[Livingston]

Oh, that could get interesting. Imagine ...... can't finish...laughing too hard.

[McFarkus]

Lazarus Corrino: If a woman asks, tell her she's got to tell you what she's got on underneath.

I had that happen. A young woman asked me what I was wearing under the kilt. I replied, "I wouldn't dream of asking you what YOU'RE wearing under your slacks." "A thong," she replied, "Now what's under that kilt?" So I told her and she freaked out.

One of the classic replies comes only to one particular variant of the question:

"What's worn under the kilt?"

"Nothing's worn, lassie, everything's in perfect working order."

[JS Sanders]

<< I was thinking getting some business card stock and writing various replies. >>

I've been doing exactly this. Pre-printed on blank business card stock.

The looks on their faces can be priceless. Presentation is everything, just don't expect it'll always end at this point though. And for unknown reasons, some of them don't see the humor at all.

One 'lady' gave the card to her husband. He presented himself to me & asked if I'd been the gentleman who gave it to her. I thought a confrontation upcoming, but he thought it funnier than a monkey in moonlight.

Slainte yall,
steve

[ChattanCat]

Why, kilt hose and ghillie borgues

[Jack Daw]

If a guy asks (and I can't understand why) I say, "I was hoping if someone asked, it would be a blonde supermodel."

[Ozman1944]

I think I'll just hold out for the dinner & box of chocolates..