Irish dirt

[highlander_Daz]

Ive got some Tartan paint if anyone wants to buy some free spurtle to stir it !

[Colin]

I have some Coastal Mountain snow, some pine needles, or some pacific ocean salt water I can ship to people if the price is right

[Panache]

I can send interested parties genuine California Sunshine for a modest fee. Of course opening the cannisters will let the light escape, but you will and I will know it's there and that knowledge will brighten any day (even those nasty cold ones you Candians have) .

Cheers

Jamie

[beloitpiper]

Corn stalks! I got corn stalks here! Come get yer corn stalks! Also, half price Wisconsin milk, Lake Michigan water, and deciduous leaves. Get 'em while they're kitchy.

[Coemgen]

Step right up and get yer bona-fi-dee gen-yoo-ine smoggy air from Los Angeles County, California!

This air, giving Athsma and lung cancer to generations of Southern Californians, is now available to the public at large!

Bottled in Los Angeles County by local residents with used cans from the Miller Brewery in Irwindale, this air will have you hacking for weeks!

Guaranteed to last as long as you don't open it.

Major credit cards only. While supplies last. Certain restrictions may apply. See store for details.

[Nighthawk]

I don't think I'd ever buy the dirt... but the music on the site sure is good.

[RCallan]

I use to sell "Spanish Moss" to tourist. The stuff grows on trees down here.

[turpin]

So, what's wrong with buying Irish soil? I purchase Scotish water all the time.

You can't drink Irish soil.

I bought some Irish soil a couple of years ago. It was in the form of peat pucks for use in grilling meat. Very interesting flavor additions.

[Wompet]

There's a little bit of local folklore that during the digging of the Erie Canal, the workers were constantly encountering disturbed snakes. Nothing could keep them out of the diggings and work camps, until one foreman got an idea. He went around to all the Irish, many of who had vials and bags and bottles of soil from the Old Country. This foreman took some Irish dirt from each worker who had some, and sprinkled along the planned path of the canal. From that day forward, they weren't bothered by snakes.

Me, I'll stick with a cat and a terrier to take care of any snakes we still have around here.