hear ye hear ye Grant got kilt checked!

[robthehiker]

So those are greasy noseprints on Grant's kilt, not fingerprints.

Apparently there's a kilt checking service operating out of the US that we could use. Now we just have to collect $5,500...

[Jako Dar]

Well, for those that don't know . . . watch out for Rottweiler's. They have an anoying habit of sitting on your feet and crotch-checking you with their noses.

[ccga3359]

Just got a call from Robert 12 hours after I left him. it sounds as if he has figured out solutions to all the major problems I threw at him in regards to my kilt (which no doubt will add a little to the final cost of my kilt) and his dog Isadora is now in therapy (which no doubt will add a huge amount to the final cost of my kilt). I'm jonesing big time now. For those interested in playing paintball with me. please be sure to not follow me up the hill as I can't afford to pay for any more therpy. If you do follow me up that hill and I stop short, rest assured I'll be counting that as a kilt check .

[McFarkus]

Clarification....Isadora is a 4 year old lab/samoyed cross with a mind all her own.
Cheers
Robert

I'll bet the cold nose would be a b*tch!!!

[McFarkus]

Poor grant, he finally gets a kilt check from a lady and she turns out to be a real dog.

[Canuck]

snip... and his dog Isadora is now in therapy (which no doubt will add a huge amount to the final cost of my kilt).

Odd you should mention this. Izzy is on drugs. She pulled a muscle in her shoulder and is under the influence of some pain killers. We had to give her an extra dose this morning but I'm sure she'll be OK for your next visit. Hermione on the other hand shouldn't be a problem. She's just getting old and.....ah never mind
Tomorrow will be another day and see what billable hours I can still work into that kilt of yours.

[Riverkilt]

Some many years back my folks had a Great Dane named Skye (of course). Every time one of my grandmother's would visit Skye would "cold nose" them. At least "cold nose" is what the family called the dog going under dress/skirt .... I was always kinda surprised how well my grandmother's took it...maintaining their dignity and quickening their step markedly.

Ron

[starbkjrus]

Just got a call from Robert 12 hours after I left him. it sounds as if he has figured out solutions to all the major problems I threw at him in regards to my kilt ...snip...

Now let me see...that would be rubber chicken hangers, a hair brush holder...custom tailoring for a firm rounded buttocks...and perhaps....

An underkilt doggie treat holder for Izzy.

Yep, that should do it.

[Ruanaidh]

If you do follow me up that hill and I stop short, rest assured I'll be counting that as a kilt check .

Come on, Grant. Everyone knows that uphill kilt checks don't count.

[zeroack]

For those interested in playing paintball with me. please be sure to not follow me up the hill as I can't afford to pay for any more therpy. If you do follow me up that hill and I stop short, rest assured I'll be counting that as a kilt check .

You should head on down to Bloomington Illinois on April 19th and 20th. It's a big pump only game that happens once a year called Spring Pump Event. I'd say there will be 10-15 of us decked out in kilts for play on the speed ball and woods ball fields.

We've never paid a cent in therapy fees.

There are a few dogs there however, so I can understand any reluctance about coming.

Zero