If I may break it to you gently -

Gents, you wear kilts (so I am told) because of the comfort and freedom they offer -

But the words "comfort" and "freedom" do not belong in the same universe as the words "corset", "bustier", and "four inch heels". Even "three inch heels". The only way I will wear such things willingly is if I know they will be coming off in short order.