Quote Originally Posted by kfreeouf View Post
In the interest of saving you the trauma of seeing one of your beautifully crafted kilts (I know you're a perfectionist) fall apart before your very eyes, I am willing to offer it safe haven and hospice care upon my hips. I'm literally volunteering to "carry your burden!"
Semper Fi,
Keith
Wow, what a generous offer. Let me finish attaching the waistband and I'll box it up for you.