Headless Romans?

[MacMillan of Rathdown]

I think the actual quote is "God created man and Col. Colt made them equal."

[Nick the DSM]

AA, I saw that one last night. Very entertaining. But did you notice that while the Romans were in togas' and thier short skirted uniforms, the Calendonians were all in pants.

romans wore their red tunic and celts had their plaid trousers back those days.

[Pleater]

There is a wonderful quote from Kipling - something about a two shilling bullet putting an end to an expensive education - which of course I can't recall when I need it.

I think the best thing for use against zombies would be a garden fork or maybe a trident with a wide base - maybe some sort of extra fitting, an oval plate with appropriate holes and a clamp, to be slid over the tines so as to present a flat surface to the impaled zombie.

Once firmly fixed the zombie could then be moved with a pitchfork style action into a fire, or perhaps to the business end of a flame thrower, as I believe the received wisdom is that a zombie will burn quite well?

[sharpdressedscot]

Ah, but what about the good ol' 12 Gauge?

[Coemgen]

"Re: Your Brains" by Jonathan Coulton:

[Pleater]

Ah, but what about the good ol' 12 Gauge?

Not sure - could'nt you just get an angrier zombie?

For certain you can't get a deader one, though depending on the range it could be either heavier, or lighter, having accumulated shot or had bits detatched.....

EEEEAAAOOOUUUGGHH

Yechy!