I can't do it!

[acstoon]

Time to walk the sporran, Michael.

[SexyButler]

Hmmm... I have a German Shepherd, and he'd like to have me turned into a sporran....

That makes two of us, Tony.

[walkerk]

Time to walk the sporran, Michael.

Makes one wonder - which of you twisted people have actually given their dog/cat/hamster the moniker "Sporran"?

[Ozman1944]

Of course you could always use it as a deterrent for "Fluffy" should s/he make a mistake in the House...... Personally I just threaten mine with the Microwave "We'll have "POP" dogs for dinner if you two don't behave!" (Not that they every listen...)

[James MacMillan]

I think this opens a whole new source for sporran leather...... The Dog Pound!

I can just hear the dog pound attendant now.....

"Yes sir, and what type of dog were you looking for?

**&^%4#@43++*

"One with short ears and a nice pelt?"

**%^#@(*%**

"Oh, and one that isn't all that healthy?"

**&^%$&^**

"Well, how about this one?"

**#$@^^%$**

"Not the right color?"

**&$$%#@**

"It doesn't match your formal tank?"

[Semiomniscient]

That's a really good price--but he's looking at me.

[Amoskeag]

Makes one wonder - which of you twisted people have actually given their dog/cat/hamster the moniker "Sporran"?

I had a cat that I named "Fiddlestrings"
Bob

[fluter]

Okay, has anyone else ever thought that one of these:

... looked like a Lhasa Apso full mask?

[Dukeof Kircaldy]

Time to walk the sporran, Michael.

Hey, Turpin, could you do it so her ears stuck out as they did in life? I mean this could be a cool sporran.

I'd try to figure out how to clone her as well.

[Nighthawk]

I have often thought about getting friend Midnight made into a sporran when he dies. He's been such a good cat that I can't stand the thought of being without him, and to me, that would be a good way to imortalize him. Call me ghoulish or what have you, but I seriously would. He's a beautiful black cat right now, but he's greying. I'd get it done regardless of weather or not he's still a beautiful black in 5 years. Salt and pepper is cool with me as long as he's still around in one way or another.