Quote Originally Posted by Big Homestead View Post
I know this one.

The body has a certain amount of movement and elasticity to it. When you sleep, your insides shift and your spine elongates a bit. Thats why you are taller in the morning. As the day progresses, your spine compresses and your midrift gets wider as you get shorter through the day. How much you eat in a day, and your bowels play a big part. Water retention should be taken into account, but thats the most of it there.

When the opposite is taking place, you are burning up calories and water, combined with you are stretching the material in your kilt.

Cheers
Wait a minute.......
If I read this like I think it means, those of us who don't use the facilities regularly and find that we must expand the waist band do so because we are full of - - - - - Did I read that right?