What am I doing wrong?

[Jack Daw]

If you're not wearing a sporran, make sure you separate yuor legs and tuck down on the apron between your legs. Oddly, you'll have a tendancy to flash if you try to keep your knees together where you cannot tuck.

[Mipi]

Oddly, you'll have a tendancy to flash if you try to keep your knees together where you cannot tuck.

Oddly but interesting. Would guess that was proven in everyday use.

[sharpdressedscot]

It sounds like she's just trying to brew up something, if you say that you wear underwear and you take precautions that should shut them up. If it doesn't work, do you really have to visit them?