Originally Posted by
beloitpiper
Simple solution. Wear black underwear (only when visiting her, of course!) and if anybody complains again, you will know that they are filthy liars who have no honor and are not to be trusted.
Or, better yet, wear pink pokadot bloomers. You'll definitely hear about it if those are showing! 
Jay
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"I cut a stout blackthorn to banish ghosts and goblins; In a brand new pair of brogues to ramble o'er the bogs and frighten all the dogs " - D. K. Gavan
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