Thank you to all of you who provided such excellent help -- and such wonderful pictures!

Bob: Would your tartan be the blue Clergy pattern by chance? And why are you decapitating a Champaign bottle w/ your Dirk?! Didn't your father ever tell you to respect the bubbly, lest it erupt in revolt and attack some poor innocent bystander!...

(Now, if only I can look so good in full Scottish regalia...)

Again, thank you for sharing your experience and wisdom.

~ gl