Jes, How small is this College? Are they playing on a Middle School Football field or is it a city park and no bleachers? How are they going to know you are his Uncle? So you wear a kilt. Who is going to know you? Is the town that small? Come on! Most likely missed the game or went in (H*ll wear shorts No shirt and a Clown wig and look like a College Student.
Oh, and Blue paint like Mel Gibson.)

Freedom
MrBill