"At the first annual X Marks the Scot Literary Awards Ceremony, the Kilties."

Speaking of writing... one of the rules is, there's no such thing as a "first annual." The first occurrance of what is intended to be an annual event is the "inuagural." An event can't be annual until you've had it more than once.

Also, there is "a rat" in "separate," and "accommodate" has two c's and two m's. I also know the difference between "that" and "which." And that, in a nutshell, is everything I remember from my time in the William Allen White School of Journalism and Mass Communication at the University of Kansas. Prof. Lazzarino would be so proud.