Bridezilla kilted groom

[JS Sanders]

A significant portion of my piping income derives from weddings.

While most brides & MOB's are absolutely delightlful to work with - it's that tiny fraction that I can never forget.

And it's not solely the females' role to act shamelessly. The bridegroom & groomsmen can be disgusting swine as well. Nowadays, neither the best man, nor his subordinate groomsmen seem to have the slightest inkling what his role should be.

Among the worst I experienced was having a very last moment wedding cancellation. At the rehearsal dinner the night before, the bride & bridegroom got into a disagreement. The bridegroom struck her in the face with his fist, knocking her over a table.

Her father canceled the wedding and saw to it he was charged with assault.

Slan yall,
steve

[Zardoz]

At the rehearsal dinner the night before, the bride & bridegroom got into a disagreement. The bridegroom struck her in the face with his fist, knocking her over a table.

All in all I'd say she dodged the bullet on that one!
Over the years I've seen 4 or 5 fistfights at weddings or receptions, mostly among drunk guests. but there was one between the bride and grooms' fathers during the wedding, and a couple between brides and various other female guests! Nothing like a new bride, still in her full-on fluffy white dress, trading blows and rolling around on the barroom floor with one of the bridesmaids, and then the groom and the bridesmaids' boyfriend tie into it too! Happy wedding night kids!