Extremely successful wedding and a new kiltie

[McFarkus]

Congratulations and, at the risk of being repetitive, we look forward to pictures of you and your lovely bride

[The Wizard of BC]

Congratulations on finally getting the wedding going. I used to think that those Generals did that sort of thing on purpose.

Now, when next you see your piper please tell him to remember that pipe headaches are one of the bennies of pipes.

As Johnny bagpipes says "Parents, get your kids off the crack pipe and on the bagpipes."