Odds are good if She:

Rolls her eyes and says "Oh, your wearing that"

Explains to a friend "last year was a little rough"

Tells your son "well your friends know he's harmless"

Wonders aloud "Are we ever going to church normal again?"

To every Fed-Ex, DHL, or UPS Delivery truck "What, another kilt?"

and the peice de restaice "Oh, we hope it's just a phase"