Am I buying horses?

[BroosterB1]

Just follow our 12 step program and all will be well.

Step 1. Buy kilts. check
Step 2. Buy Hose. check
Step 3. Buy flashes. check
Step 4. Buy sporrans. check
Step 5. Buy kilt pins. check
Step 6. Buy fly plaids. not yet
Step 7. Buy jackets. check
Step 8. Buy sgian dubhs. check
Step 9. Buy shoes. huh?
Step 10. Learn to make kilts. Do I have to?
Step 11. Hang out on X-Marks. triple check
Step 12. Repeat as necessary and have a good time with friends and family.

What about PCs, I don't see no stinking PCs! Of'horse no mention of Argyles either, or waistcoats, or funny hats!

Oh Lord, please allow me to accept the pleats I cannot alter,

The courage to alter the pleats that I can,

and the wisdom to know when to ship them to Pleater, Alan H, or Barbara T!

Amen.