I really have to ask if there is something so precious about Mr. MacLean's hat that he refuses to let it out of his sight for even one moment? Or is he just so proud of the fact that he owns a hat that he wants everyone to be aware of it?

Seriously, when attending a social function the hat shouldn't be tucked under your shoulder strap like some squaddie in the chow line. Also, if one is going to wear a dirk it should be worn on the right, not the left. They are also worn ahead of the point of the hip, not slung on the side like a pistol.

That said, WOW! what an array of outfits.