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[Alaskan Kilted Guy]

Visions of the bride in an X Marks tartan gown, the (grumble) groom guy (second best choice after me) in his X Marks tartan kilt. Groomsmen and males in the audience in X Marks tartan kilts....

Hey Steve, best fire up another run of X Marks tartan cloth...

Only geographic advantage allowed him to triumph over this aging kiltie...okay,maybe a few years more youthful....but dang...shoulda woulda coulda been ME....me, me, me.

Hey Di...can we vote on this just one more time????

I mean think this through....I'm sure he's a great guy....but....but....but....

I don't think the bride is allowed to wear the X marks tartan.....

[MacMoose]

I don't think the bride is allowed to wear the X marks tartan.....

Well, m'lady is no longer a member here, let's just say that.

Suffice it to say, there will be plenty of tartan at the wedding, but it will likely be family colors on my side, and lots of the Irish on the t'other.