Finding my feet here....

[Bygrinstow]

Where's ya Belly Button mon?

It's exactly where I left it -- right in the middle!

...those "kneeguards" are supposed to go around your upper arms (think bartender in an episode of Gunsmoke)

Ah... I'll try to remember that for next time!

*makes mental note*

*loses mental note*

*finds mental note again, on the floor, but the phone rings*

*accidentally kicks mental note under the fridge...*