As my rogue is just starting getting kitted up he doesn't have everything yet. He has his kilts, hose, ghilies, and flashes (which i have to make) Otherwise I would do the whole "pieces of a fully kited up kilt" speech.

I'm trying to decide if I should end with Steve Ashton's paraphrased quote of "“Be it a tank or a contemporary MacTablecloth’, there is a power in The Kilt. Enjoy and revel in the power of the kilt." OR a warning to the ladies that unless they want asked what is under their skirts don't ask what is under a man's kilt.