Since I'm planning to be cremated, the issue is moot. But my urn might look good on top of my kilt, at the funeral and the wake. (as long as some drunk SOB doesn't knock it over at the wake)

Getting my ashes into some Hebridean water might prove a challenge though. Sounds like a good business opportunity for an enterprising mariner - Americans can send their loved one's ashes back to the auld country (Scotland & Ireland especiallly) for a trip to the deep six.