I'm another one who is always looking at the background, admiring your house and furnishings. What is that wooden contraption mounted on the wall, to the left of the door? Looks a bit like an elephant head/trunk with a racheting neck maybe something to do with bottling caps? And that hutch full of blue-and-white wear. . . swoon. . .

Oh, yes, lovely kilts and tartan and kids and wife and all that too, of course!