Interesting thread to end all interesting threads

[Frank McGrath]

Different bend on Chicken thread.





Why did the punk rocker cross the road?






Because he had a chicken stapled to his lip!

[ccga3359]

People we've strayed again! It appears that only Sydnie7 is reminiscing of my flowing golden locks and taut, firm buttocks as described in detail by Jamie in his Victorian serial:

"PANACHE AND THE SEARCH FOR THE PERFECT GIN & TONIC - Pithed Again!"

Might I remind all that I am not Scottish. I've said it before and I say it again. The only Scottish blood in my family is the dried stuff on the ancestral sword.

Now back to how great I am.

[ghostlight]

...flowing golden locks.

Golden lochs?!

Then we can add to your list of heinous crimes:

ENVIRONMENTAL POLLUTION?!

Is there no end to your wickedness?

Oh, wait...you said "locks"...

Right. Nevermind then.

[Dan R Porter]

"If, as a member, you find that most of what you write is in the Off Topic forum maybe it is time to rethink why you are here on X Marks the Scot. "- Panache

I feel like the scale is tipping.

[ccga3359]

"If, as a member, you find that most of what you write is in the Off Topic forum maybe it is time to rethink why you are here on X Marks the Scot. "- Panache

I feel like the scale is tipping.

The only reason that I post in "Off topic" is because there is no "Off colour" forum.


Come to think of it there is also no "Rubber chicken sporran discussion" forum. Why not?

[Chas]

People we've strayed again! It appears that only Sydnie7 is reminiscing of my flowing golden locks and taut, firm buttocks as described in detail by Jamie in his Victorian serial:

"PANACHE AND THE SEARCH FOR THE PERFECT GIN & TONIC - Pithed Again!"

Might I remind all that I am not Scottish. I've said it before and I say it again. The only Scottish blood in my family is the dried stuff on the ancestral sword.
Now back to how great I am.

Yes, yes, yes. That is all very well and good. We can talk about buttocks any time (and if the truth be told, that is all most of us talk about). But how often do we get the opportunity to get together and discuss chickens and wooden spools?

Wouldn't it be a terrible thing , in our old age, to tell our grandchildren we had the opportunity to discuss chickens (domestic and wild) and let it slip through our fingers just so we could talk about buttocks? Would they thank us? - I think not!

Regards and an affectionate 'cluck cluck'

Chas