Have you ever been checked for your dress under the kilt?

[Kilt_Em_All]

So, can we just select a number from Rex's list and use that as our post?

-Elliott

[KFCarter]

So, can we just select a number from Rex's list and use that as our post?

-Elliott

Maybe we could have his list added as a drop-down menu.

[Tony]

So, can we just select a number from Rex's list and use that as our post?

-Elliott

(lifted wholesale from elsewhere)
A man went to prison for the first time. He was in a cell with another man, and just as the lights were turned out in the evening he heard somebody from another cell shout out 'THIRTY-ONE!'.
All of a sudden everybody in the cell block burst out with laughter. Then another voice shouted 'FIFTY-SIX!'. Again everybody burst out with laughter.
The man was puzzled as to what was going on, so he turned to his cell mate and asked: 'Why is it, when somebody shouts out a number, everybody bursts out with laughter?'
His cell mate replied: 'Well, you see, down in the prison library we have a joke book that contains every joke ever told. And we've all been in here so long we've all memorised all the jokes. So now, when anybody wants to tell a joke, they just have to shout out the page number from the book.'
The man thought about this and decided that he would have a look at this book. So the next day he went down to the prison library and read a few pages. He wrote down the numbers on a bit of paper because they were so good he wanted to tell them to the others later.
That night, after lights out he shouted out 'SEVENTY-SIX'. He waited for laughter but there wasn't any. He tried another one. 'TWENTY'. Again silence. He couldn't understand why nobody was laughing. He asked his cell mate 'Why is nobody laughing?'

His cell mate replied 'It's the way you tell them...'

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[Cynthia]

So, can we just select a number from Rex's list and use that as our post?

-Elliott

Okay okay, I wasn't going to reply to this thread (I'm sure I'm a stick in the mud but oh well. I should type out a reply and cut and paste it every time).

What two consenting adults do is their business. I have no desire to know what is under another man's kilt (I have my husband and he's the only man I care about) -- the only man I will be kilt checking is my husband and in private. My husband is the same way -- I'm the only woman he cares about. He has no desire to have anyone else looking under his kilt or being silly like that. In fact, if he catches them, well... sorry for them (best he catches them before I get my hands on them, though).

I think things should be equal... if a man did that to me, he'd be in big trouble, and men deserve the same respect.

It hasn't happened to my husband yet, thank goodness, and I'm hoping it doesn't. I'm already making mental notes of places NOT to go so it's not encouraged.

Of course, lately he rarely even puts the kilt on (indoors even, definitely hasn't gone anywhere in it) and frankly I've gotten to where I could care less. We've got more important things to worry about these days *shrugs*

What can I say? I'm horribly territorial and aggressive when it comes to my sweetie -- and he's the same for me.

I probably could have just cut and paste a number or two, but there ya go.

[GG]

He has no desire to have anyone else looking under his kilt

I'm with Cynthia on this. Kilt cheching is a business for my wife only.


Greg - happily married since 1966