Quote Originally Posted by Highlander31 View Post
it has been my experience when women pose with me for photos, they will run their hand down the back of my kilt (usually with a heavier hand pressure across the seat area.) The usual explanation (when one is offered) is my pleats needed to be straightened.
Best excuse for a gratuitously copped feel ever.

These types of explanations never seem to work in the other direction, though, do they?