The Stillwater Time Continuum

[davedove]

Ya see.. my problem is that to my wife a package is a package.. If I spent $20 or $200... it's "What did you buy now?" with that look of scorn in her eyes... not that I care.. it's just annoying!

You're looking at it the wrong way. If you get the same reaction no matter the price, that means you won't get into any more trouble when you order that kilt in the special weave tartan.