A ... walks into a ... thread

[Paul]

A man walks into a bar. A dog is sitting in a chair playing poker.
"Is that dog actually playing poker?" asks the man
And the bartender says, "Yeah, but he's not too smart. Whenever he has a good hand, he starts wagging his tail."

[McMurdo]

smeone has to so here goes...
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?"

Paul

Someone did already.

[JRB]

A termite walks into a bar and asks the waitress, "Is your bar tender here?"

[McMurdo]

Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Would you like a beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not", then disappeared.

[be da veva]

Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Would you like a beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not", then disappeared.

He he he

[GDub]

I have a photographic memory which I've never developed.

[kevinkinney]

A sheep walks into a bahr, and it ate him....

[ScottEPooh]

Okay, tried to resist on the "pun" thread, but here goes...

Zen Bhuddist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says,

"Make me one with everything!"

[McMurdo]

An amnesiac comes into a bar. He asks, "Do I come here often?"

[Mr. Kilt]

Two seals walk into a club...