A ... walks into a ... thread

[Squeaky McMurdo]

A great Dane sits down at the bar and tells the barkeep, "I'll have a Scotch and...............water"

The barkeep asks, "Why the long pause?"

The dogs looks down at his feet and says, "These? I've had them all my life."

[The F-H.C.A.G.]

and then there was the dyslexic agnostic who was not sure whether or not there was a- dog

I've heard this as, "What do you get when you cross an agnostic with an insomniac and a dyslexic?"














Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog!

Be well,

P.S. I'm the one who tells the "Frayed Knot" joke, dear!