One day an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their drink, three flies landed in each of their pints and were stuck in the thick head.


The Englishman pushed his pint away in disgust.


The Irishman fished the fly out of his drink, and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.


The Scotsman, too, picked the fly out of his Guinness, but held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT!!!!"