well now ive gone and doon it

[Bruno]

Well Duh the obvious answer is to borrow a really irritating noisy friends baby. You know the type that is a pain in the ***. Baby sit preferable overnight. Let the wife do everything she will lose the bug. The uglier the baby the better LOL.

[Coinneach]

Put her on a plane and specifically ask for the seat next to the crying baby?

[KFCarter]

Well Duh the obvious answer is to borrow a really irritating noisy friends baby. You know the type that is a pain in the ***. Baby sit preferable overnight. Let the wife do everything she will lose the bug. The uglier the baby the better LOL.

Put her on a plane and specifically ask for the seat next to the crying baby?

Sorry, gents but this type of male logic will not work if the woman in question has actually internally initiated the "motherhood launch" sequence. In fact, any exposure to any babies once the "sequence" has been initiated will only speed up the count down.

The good news, dow, is that once you've kitted out the baby in a "tartan-of-your-choice" kilt, it's a pretty easy case to make that you need a kilt in that too.

[Bruno]

Sorry, gents but this type of male logic will not work if the woman in question has actually internally initiated the "motherhood launch" sequence. In fact, any exposure to any babies once the "sequence" has been initiated will only speed up the count down.

The good news, dow, is that once you've kitted out the baby in a "tartan-of-your-choice" kilt, it's a pretty easy case to make that you need a kilt in that too.

That is why I pointed out it has to be a totally annoying ugly baby, these type will actually work. Getting a cute little angel obviously would never work and would be counter productive. You need a screaming crapping machine with a face only a myopic mother could love to get away with this.