The Temptation of Panache : What should he do?

[Panache]

You did read the bit where he said he was 41?

HEY!

I have a solution, offer some of the sporrans, do you need 9 sporrans? for sale, and maybe get both.

Perchance Sir have you been talking with my lovely wife?

For the record...

Yes, I need my nine sporrans!

(Will it work with a flat cap?)

Somewhere in the Highlands of Scotland, Jock Scot twitches and reaches for his gun...

You forgot a wetsuit "pro": Neoprene is sexy. So I propose you try a well-fitting one on in the company of your ravishing wife and let her decide.

I had not thought of this!

I fear we will get to see Jamie in a full body cast after he breaks a lot of bones trying to boogie board. I am, after all, a good deaL older than Panache, but I do know that at 41 I did not bounce the way I did at 21. He sounds like a good candidate for a broken hip.

HEY!

...With all that being said...make sure your suit and fins don't make you look like a seal! And if you wonder why...go down to the little lighthouse museum on the overlook point and check out the board with the great big teeth marks in it. We love having you on the forum, so avoid those big whites

How does one "not look like a seal" ?

Finally, remember not to mix-up language conventions. "Dude" and "gnarly" don't see quite as appropriate at highland games

Does this work the other way as well?

I'm worried that I might seem out of place saying:

"Excuse me Sir, were you planning on taking yon upcoming wave? If not I should be quite happy to take this opportunity to take advantage of it."

$15 left....hmmm..... accessories...neoprene pith helmet!

Don't tempt me Robert!







Cheers

Jamie :ootd: