In church one Sunday morning, the preacher was giving his usual he'll, fire, and brimstone sermon, when there came a loud thunderous boom!

The Devil appeared and scared the people out of their wits.. He took pleasure in chasing everyone about, and watching the pandemonium. People were running everywhere, trying to flee the church and the presence of the Devil.. The Devil was smiling, till he spied a little old man, calmly sitting in the first row of pews..

The Devil approached this man and in a thunderous voice asked "do you know who I am?". The old man looked up and casually replied "yeah". "Do you realize,I could torment you, and make your life miserable?", questioned the Devil. "yeah", replied the old man.. "Aren't you afraid of me?", asked the Devil. "Nope", replied the man.

This furiated the Devil, as he set to make a massive show of his power.. Thunder boomed, lightening flashed, objects flying about.. People shaking with fear and breaking down and crying, uncontrolably.. The Devil looked back at the old man, still sitting calmly, and demanded " Why do you not fear me?". The old man looked up and replied " I've been married to your sister for 50 years now, and you have nothing on her!"