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Originally Posted by rollerboy_1979

"Is there a parade or something?",

Why yes, a Scottish Pride Parade!

Also:

Answer to why they call it a kilt?...

'Cause that's what I did to the last guy that caled it a skirt!

One more:

What's under your kilt?...

The worlds smallest airport...2 hangars and a night fighter.

"When I wear my Kilt, God looks down with pride and the Devil looks up with envy." --Unknown
Proud Chief of Clan Bacon. You know you want some!

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