Quote Originally Posted by dutchy kilted View Post
I will pick out a nice inexpensive kilt to be buried in.

BUT FIRST, I want to die in a kilt. Preferably in bed. With a redhead lass half my age.
And her jealous husband standing over my dead carcus with a smoking gun shouting, "Take that, you 95 year-old home wrecker. How dare you show her what a real man is like."