It's only tacky with pleats. If it fits properly, and you're tan and tattooed. it's a Sarong, and then totally cool. The Maori completely rock the Sarong.

btw.

I need a sarong.

and some tats

and a bleedin' tan.

I look like something lodged in a cellar in some Edgar Allen Poe story.

Gods, I hate winter above the tropics!

Seriously, you can measure my pulse by counting the way my veins change colours. Flat grey to bright blue, .80 a second.

I'm nearly a Morlock at this point.

I seriously need some SUN.

Please....


Help Me......

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