My wife gave me a manure fork for our 30th wedding anniversary this year.

I'm serious....she really did. Well....we were backpacking at the time, so what she REALLY gave me was a Home Depot gift certificate.

A lesson hard learned. Any gift given that is not specifically requested will either receive no use, not be worn, or be returned for something else at the first opportunity.

I don't buy gifts for my wife any more, unless it comes off of a list that she's given me. It's a total waste of time and money.