Quote Originally Posted by Spc. Scott View Post
Very impressive. Gives me some ideas. Not so sure that my wife will like a one of them but then she's no fan of the simple beard I have now. ;)
A perfect wife would have to be one that likes both beards AND kilts.

I was bearded when I first met my wife-to-be and bearded at our wedding. But now that my beard is gone she doesn't want it back. I hung on to my mustache for years and years but alas, that is gone now too. Now I only get an angry look and snide comment if I go day without shaving.

At least the kilt is tolerated. I don't want to push things with, "tiny hairs growing out of my face". (but then again, someday maybe). The beard almost seems a necessary accouterment to the kilt.