I feel like an imposter welcoming anyone to a board I get to use so seldom, but welcome, heartily!

I have been taken out of context, duplexed, and metroplexed in many venues, but not here. I can't tell you how I look forward to being perplexed, by humor or by any other means.

I have been greatly entertained and educated by the rabble here. My fault is that I read through the threads and react by saying to myself, "I couldn't have said it better than" . . . and you can fill in the blank with a whole host of names with which, I am sure, you will become both familiar and fond. That reaction tends toward lack of response. As I said, that is my fault. Don't let it become yours.

Give the folk in Texas a big hello for me.