To the Forum regarding the XMTSAS Saltire

[Monkey@Arms]

Respectfully, though, if you believe that Jamie intended this as a slap in the face, then you really do not know Jamie/Panache, who is one of the most respectful people I know. .

T.

Well, its obvious none of you have ever actually been slapped in the face by Panache. First, he has to take make a great show of taking off his immaculate white gloves. Then he usually composes some couplet that is amusing only to himself. By that time he's in need of refreshment, and a pitcher of Gin & Tonics is procured and consumed. If the offending party hasn't gotten bored and wandered off, Panache then attempts to rouse himself from the settee, and if successful, and if his pith helmet doesn't slide down and obscure his vision, then he might make some kind of glove to cheek contact. At least that's what Grant told me.

Best regards,

Jake

[robthehiker]

Well, its obvious none of you have ever actually been slapped in the face by Panache. First, he has to take make a great show of taking off his immaculate white gloves. Then he usually composes some couplet that is amusing only to himself. By that time he's in need of refreshment, and a pitcher of Gin & Tonics is procured and consumed. If the offending party hasn't gotten bored and wandered off, Panache then attempts to rouse himself from the settee, and if successful, and if his pith helmet doesn't slide down and obscure his vision, then he might make some kind of glove to cheek contact. At least that's what Grant told me.

Best regards,

Jake

In addition to being the best post I've ever read on XMarks, this may be the best post I've ever read on the internet.

[artificer]

Well, its obvious none of you have ever actually been slapped in the face by Panache. First, he has to take make a great show of taking off his immaculate white gloves. Then he usually composes some couplet that is amusing only to himself. By that time he's in need of refreshment, and a pitcher of Gin & Tonics is procured and consumed. If the offending party hasn't gotten bored and wandered off, Panache then attempts to rouse himself from the settee, and if successful, and if his pith helmet doesn't slide down and obscure his vision, then he might make some kind of glove to cheek contact. At least that's what Grant told me.

Best regards,

Jake

Don't forget, he'd have to straighten his garments and check the jaunty tilt of his pith helmet!

This post was Pure WIN!
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