Quote Originally Posted by Father Bill View Post
A lot of newspapers appear to be written by people who are hoping some day to EARN a grade six education.

Father Bill,
Former English Teacher
The people I see on TV news aren't much better. They only use complete sentences about half the time. Example: "Going now, live, to four-alarm fire downtown. Firefighters from several departments responding. Ambulance crews on-scene. Flames sixty feet high. Reports of explosion. Residents evacuated. Can be seen blocks away. Traffic blocked. Much smoke. Can't breathe. Must...find...Spock."

Obviously, the last part was my creation. Last night I sat through five minutes of this. Made skin crawl. Gave headache. Changed channel. Why news guy talk like caveman?