Nightmare on Regimental Street!!

[EagleJCS]

AAAAGGH!!!!! That's terrible! And very compelling evidence to have the kilt cleaned (either hand-washed or dry-cleaned - or anywhere along that spectrum) on a regular basis.

If you hadn't said it was moth damage, I would have thought it was wear from an extremely sedentary kilt-wearer.

[Phil]

If you hadn't said it was moth damage, I would have thought it was wear from an extremely sedentary kilt-wearer.

Or one with a severe flatulence problem perhaps

[CMcG]

Or one with a severe flatulence problem perhaps

Saints preserve us all from kilt destroying gas of that magnitude