Quote Originally Posted by AN COIGREACH ALBANNACH View Post
Toxic farting can be hard to avoid living in Scotland, given the huge popularity of spicy Indian carry out for supper.And after a big night 'doon th toon',there's those type of kebabs I hadn't experienced till I lived there.The hot and spicy sauce they put on those!Man I can tell you,Elvis Presly's song burning ring o fire comes to mind!

As for the frontal residues on the kilt aprons that obviously attract those sleekit,fly wee ba----ds,maybe too much morgans spiced and coke,followed too often by a bottle of Bucky?
It was actually Johnny Cash.