Here is one for Retro Red

[Retro Red]

ROTFLMAO!!!


Thanks for the pun-ishment, McMurdo! (And to all you others who've contributed puns to this thread.)

I got a great laugh out of those - this is a great way to end the workweek & start the weekend!

I'm glad to see that there's others that enjoy playing with their words!

Since it'd be bad form not to contribute...

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

...and for the musically inclined...
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

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[Oldhiker]

what do you get when an agnostic has dyslexia and insomnia at the same time.
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a person that stays up all night pondering the existence of Dog

[ccga3359]

what do you get when an agnostic has dyslexia and insomnia at the same time.
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a person that stays up all night pondering the existence of Dog

Woah, Wompet suffers a lot of maladies! And they put him in charge of national security?

[Panache]

WHY WHY WHY OH DEAR GOD WHY!!!

[Ayin McFye]

Oh puns... life would not be the same without them. Here is my contribution



Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?

Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.

What is the purpose of reindeer? It makes the grass grow, sweetie.

There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up and asked, "Did you get my drift?"

Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giant's fingers.

[ccga3359]

When I was born, they threw away the mold. Most of it grew back though.

[Mike1]

C'mon Panache, jump in here with some of your own.

How about the machinist that accidentally backed into his running lathe and got a little behind in his work?

[Big Mikey]

Oh puns... life would not be the same without them. Here is my contribution.

There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.

Don't you mean "Pink Panached"?!?

[Oldhiker]

there once was a man who worked in a pickle factory.

he and they were both promptly fired.

[turpin]

Don't forget the two bald-headed fellows who put their heads together and made an a$$ of themselves