Are you authentic?

[ziggy]

My standard reply, "Why do you think it goes down to my knees!" Aye.

Seriously, though, I'm always amazed at how inventive lasses are at thinking up new ways of asking 'the question'.

Slainte

Bruce

Yes and I intend on having a whole bunch of really "inovative" ways of replying :P I don't have my kilt yet so I have not had the chance.....but I feel some suggestive answers are always best. No point in hindering their imagination though.

[The Thing]

Yes and I intend on having a whole bunch of really "inovative" ways of replying :P I don't have my kilt yet so I have not had the chance.....but I feel some suggestive answers are always best. No point in hindering their imagination though.

If you try and hinder them the more persistant one's will just keep coming back again and again and again until they get the answer they want.
You'll see when you get your first kilt.

[Brother Falldown]

Trying very hard to remember if I've asked a woman such a question... Certain that if I have it was pre-Woodstock!

[St. Amish]

it has been my experience when women pose with me for photos, they will run their hand down the back of my kilt (usually with a heavier hand pressure across the seat area.) The usual explanation (when one is offered) is my pleats needed to be straightened.

Best excuse for a gratuitously copped feel ever.

These types of explanations never seem to work in the other direction, though, do they?

[Highlander31]

Best excuse for a gratuitously copped feel ever.

These types of explanations never seem to work in the other direction, though, do they?

Well, that's the way the even playing field tilts.

[Panache]

“You look very authentic…Are you authentic?”

(With a sad "you caught me" expression and a monotone voice)

"No Ma'am. I was manufactured at Bio Corp's Raleigh facility. As a "B" class replicant I have been programmed to completely fit in with human society. Obviously I am flawed and must report back to the facility for termination."

(With shoulders drooped and head down sadly walk away)


Cheers

Jamie

[Giuseppe]

Our pipe band had just finished playing a show in Nashville and my wife suggested that, since we were downtown, we should take a visiting friend to some of the famous honky-tonks on lower Broadway.

We hadn't been in the first bar for more than fifteen minutes, when a lady staggered over with "the question". For once I had the perfect answer, "Hmmm, why don't you ask my wife?".

We had a good time, but the night took a slightly stranger turn when a homeless guy asked me for a kiss on the way back to the car...

[mudd]

We had a good time, but the night took a slightly stranger turn when a homeless guy asked me for a kiss on the way back to the car...

You should have turned your back to him, bent over and flipped up your pleats and said; "Pucker up!".

[lethearen]

"No Ma'am. I was manufactured at Bio Corp's Raleigh facility. As a "B" class replicant I have been programmed to completely fit in with human society. Obviously I am flawed and must report back to the facility for termination."

Very nice

[The Thing]

I was out at the weekend in my kilt with a few of my mates in the town I used to work and had a fantastic time. The girls were trying to touch me (Yes I know) and asking me the usual questions, what I had underneath so for a laugh I told a few of them I wouldn't be brave enough not to wear underwear, ahahaha and they kept bugging me all night coming over and back. God such a laugh, people love seeing a man in a kilt, you get the odd *****le, but I think that it's down to them being jealous. Wearing the kilt out makes a man so much more confident, only a feeling a kilted man can know. I think it makes you alot more cheeky as well.