I'm pretty good at clever comebacks, many of which I've culled from my kilted brothers and sisters on this site. One of my favorite comebacks to the age old question is, "I'm naked under all my clothes". And when asked by a guy who happens to be with a lady, I usually say, "It's funny you should ask, because I'm usually asked by women and a few gay men". The latter usually shuts them up quickly and makes them turn beet red.

Recently, I've had a comment that has me stumped, so I'm seeking your help. I dress traditionally, ie, hose, flashes, sgian dub, etc., and a couple of people have asked, on separate occasions, "Is there a parade or something?", to which I respond, "No, I just enjoy wearing the kilt". Now, that question begs for a clever answer, but I'm coming up empty. Any ideas?

Cheers!
John