I'm considering sending a kilt to SWK

[KD Burke]

Wasn't something similar responsible for Capt. Jack Harkness's unfortunate "condition?" Even the Doctor thought it was a BAD thing!

[Iain Robb]

Wasn't something similar responsible for Capt. Jack Harkness's unfortunate "condition?" Even the Doctor thought it was a BAD thing!

Precisely. And that's why you need a paradox machine.

[Phogfan86]

Being vowed to poverty/frugality/simplicity there is no way on God's green earth that I could justify hundreds of dollars for a Kilt. My flock would see it as a scandalous expense, and besides, my Guardian Angel is a sneak and would tell the Boss....

Do you have an anniversary of your ordination or something like that coming up? Just let it slip at a couple of liturgy meetings or parish council meetings. Arrive at meetings looking longingly at a catalog maybe...

Update: I've decided to consult NASA, physicists at Cal Tech, area clergy and some folks at Discovery channel before moving forward with this. However, please be aware that the kilt -- an old Irish National thrifty -- has been chosen. I have a large priority mail envelope. I have protective eyewear.

[Ozman1944]

Phogfan has doomed the universe! Don't say I didn't warn you all!!!!

Luckily my Thrifty Leatherneck will arrive long before his reckless disregard for life as we know it. I shall board the Tardis and swoop off to a parallel universe untill this cosmic disaster is over. Maybe I can get to be Pope during Galactic reconstruction?

[Tony Miles]

I got a bad feeling about this - I'm thinking you need to consult some druids

[RedbeardNeil]

I've recieved my beer. Ship away while I sip away.

[Fit2BKilted]

I'm seriously considering sending a kilt to SWK. No reason. And I'm going to send it overnight.

We all know Jerry's delivery is freakishly fast. There's been speculation about wormholes, Star Trek-like transporter technology and maybe tears in the universe.

I'm curious what might happen if I reversed the norm and sent a kilt to him very suddenly and unexpectedly.

My main concern is that this seemingly simple act could make the Hadron Collider look like a freeway fender bender.

Thoughts?

That bodes the kind of Chaos that results when a D&D(TM) player decides to try setting up a Portable Hole(TM) inside a Bag of Holding(TM)... [the (TM)'s are there just in case of the Wizards of the Coast's spooks are lurking about] LOL

[The Guy in the Kilt at UC]

It utterly depends on the interaction rate of the kilt particle, or kilt-on (as in, Have you got yours...)

It is known that the interaction rate of kilts is small: when have you ever randomly come across another kilted gent? We even have to set up kilt nights in order to find 2 kilt-ons in the same space.

I suggest that you use this environment to send your kilt. If you release the kilt on a kilt night, then conditions will be more favorable to an interaction. Thus the universe will be destroyed. HAHAHA

[KD Burke]

Update: I've decided to consult NASA, physicists at Cal Tech, area clergy and some folks at Discovery channel before moving forward with this. However, please be aware that the kilt -- an old Irish National thrifty -- has been chosen. I have a large priority mail envelope. I have protective eyewear.

Right.....DON'T PANIC!!!

I know where my towel is; now to find that Electronic Thumb! Maybe under that pile of old scripts....

[BobsYourUncle]

I got a bad feeling about this - I'm thinking you need to consult some druids

Awesome! This forum rocks! Not only do we have a direct pipeline to God via our kilted clergy brethren, our other channels include Druids! Let's ask for intervention from Mabon ab Modron, too, while we are at it...Regards...