I'm seriously considering sending a kilt to SWK. No reason. And I'm going to send it overnight.

We all know Jerry's delivery is freakishly fast. There's been speculation about wormholes, Star Trek-like transporter technology and maybe tears in the universe.

I'm curious what might happen if I reversed the norm and sent a kilt to him very suddenly and unexpectedly.

My main concern is that this seemingly simple act could make the Hadron Collider look like a freeway fender bender.

Thoughts?