I'm considering sending a kilt to SWK

[highland mafia]

still water kilts may have fast delivery but they are still cheap crappy kilts! Honestly I really don't understand why you guys have such a love affair with these things?????

[Tony Miles]

still water kilts may have fast delivery but they are still cheap crappy kilts! Honestly I really don't understand why you guys have such a love affair with these things?????

you know what they say "you are what you eat" that makes me cheap, crappy, fast and easy.

[Phogfan86]

still water kilts may have fast delivery but they are still cheap crappy kilts! Honestly I really don't understand why you guys have such a love affair with these things?????

I bet you're a load of laughs at parties.

[highland mafia]

I bet you're a load of laughs at parties.

That was a real zinger. Such wit! (he says sarcasticly.)

[KD Burke]

That was a real zinger. Such wit! (he says sarcasticly.)

I'm glad you clarified! I had no idea you were being sarcastic!

[Ozman1944]

A. Being vowed to poverty/frugality/simplicity there is no way on God's green earth that I could justify hundreds of dollars for a Kilt. My flock would see it as a scandalous expense, and besides, my Guardian Angel is a sneak and would tell the Boss.... Stillwater and Frugal Corner are a Godsend for those in my situation.
By all means enjoy your handsewn pure woollen kilts, and more power to you; but let me enjoy what I can afford. Yay SWK & FC!!!

B. A Kilt to Jerry??? Oh no! you will totally destroy the delicate Space/Time continuum, reducing the delivery Fairies & Gnomes into green mush. The entire universe will then swiftly dissolve, imploding on itself to a microcentric point as before God snapped His fingers & created the Big Bang! WE ARE ALL DOOMED!

The Ancient Cosmic Law is: Jerry sends things to us; we do not send things to him the Universe runs smoother that way......

(As you can tell, I've fully recovered - Cancer still all gone)

[Tony Miles]

A. Being vowed to poverty/frugality/simplicity there is no way on God's green earth that I could justify hundreds of dollars for a Kilt. My flock would see it as a scandalous expense.......

ahhh but if your flock really loved you they'd all chip in together and get you one...even Jesus wore a seamless one piece tunic, a fine garment for the day

[Phogfan86]

Being vowed to poverty/frugality/simplicity there is no way on God's green earth that I could justify hundreds of dollars for a Kilt. My flock would see it as a scandalous expense, and besides, my Guardian Angel is a sneak and would tell the Boss....

Do you have an anniversary of your ordination or something like that coming up? Just let it slip at a couple of liturgy meetings or parish council meetings. Arrive at meetings looking longingly at a catalog maybe...

Update: I've decided to consult NASA, physicists at Cal Tech, area clergy and some folks at Discovery channel before moving forward with this. However, please be aware that the kilt -- an old Irish National thrifty -- has been chosen. I have a large priority mail envelope. I have protective eyewear.

[KD Burke]

Update: I've decided to consult NASA, physicists at Cal Tech, area clergy and some folks at Discovery channel before moving forward with this. However, please be aware that the kilt -- an old Irish National thrifty -- has been chosen. I have a large priority mail envelope. I have protective eyewear.

Right.....DON'T PANIC!!!

I know where my towel is; now to find that Electronic Thumb! Maybe under that pile of old scripts....

[ChubRock]

I don't like the discount store that starts with WAL, I prefer Target and wish I could afford Lord and Taylor. But I don't put down Wal**** or others who choose to shop there. Instead I keep it to myself and shop elsewhere.

That being said, can I have the keys to the wormhole Jerry so i can go back and start Rogaine at about 27?