I'm considering sending a kilt to SWK

**morrison** · 2nd August 09, 08:09 AM

Originally Posted by Iain Robb

Shouldn't be a problem as long as you wire up a paradox machine.

The problem was solved for paradox in a few years from now when Foilscope invents the "Wedgie Absorption Assimilator Complex Synchronizer"

It works by sitting on a cork while riding a very fast roller coaster!
These days pilots refer to it as "The Pucker Factor."

SWK's delivery times are inscrutably FAST

**Ozman1944** · 2nd August 09, 08:27 AM

My Thrifty Leatherneck arrived.....but something is amiss, I have never known such a long jonesing.... I ordered it the afternoon of July 22nd ..... and it didn't arrive until the morning of the 24th! Oh the Horror!!! It's as if the Universe is folding in on itself just at the very thought of trying to actually send something to Jerry, let alone a Kilt!
I wonder if this could all be averted by the Druids moving to St. Peter's and the Pope to Stonehenge.....?

**ChubRock** · 2nd August 09, 08:31 AM

Originally Posted by Ozman1944

My Thrifty Leatherneck arrived.....but something is amiss, I have never known such a long jonesing.... I ordered it the afternoon of July 22nd ..... and it didn't arrive until the morning of the 24th! Oh the Horror!!! It's as if the Universe is folding in on itself just at the very thought of trying to actually send something to Jerry, let alone a Kilt!
I wonder if this could all be averted by the Druids moving to St. Peter's and the Pope to Stonehenge.....?

I am sure it has something to do with highway construction on 494 in the three mile stretch between Jerry's and the airport. The space & time continuum was interrupted by the five minutes that caused the shipment to leave later.

**vipermcgee** · 2nd August 09, 06:25 PM

I'm not much on space-time continum and such, especially after being put out of the Physics program back in college when I tried to build a Flux Capacitor, or maybe it was for posession of plutonium... ooo! Pretty green lights. Turn the light back off, mommy!

**Phogfan86** · 2nd August 09, 06:52 PM

Maybe it's fear of the unknown, maybe it's fear of failure, maybe it's because I can't generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity necessary to send Jerry a kilt. I can't do it. I just can't.

I'm sorry.

Stop. Don't look at me.

**vipermcgee** · 2nd August 09, 06:56 PM

Originally Posted by Phogfan86

Maybe it's fear of the unknown, maybe it's fear of failure, maybe it's because I can't generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity necessary to send Jerry a kilt. I can't do it. I just can't.

I'm sorry.

Stop. Don't look at me.

So, is that a silent 'P'?

**vipermcgee** · 3rd August 09, 04:25 PM

All is not lost! I have been inspired to look to SWK for my next kilt! Now the hard part. Can anyone spot me a few bucks?

**MacKay71 Wife** · 3rd August 09, 05:38 PM

I'm sorry - this thread just begs the question: Why would you send a kilt to Jerry? Doesn't he have enough? Besides the disrupting the universe thing, which could possibly be interesting!

**MacKay71 Wife** · 3rd August 09, 05:40 PM

Sorry - my bad! My husband just walked through the room and reminded me that no good Scot would ever turn down a free kilt and it's not possible to have too many! Sorry, guys!